Okay all you hip cats and tricks out there. What is this game?
Clues:
1) No matter what Travis tells you, this game sucked monkey nuts. He'll even promise it was great, and let you borrow it for a couple months to try to beat because its so "hard" ("hard" meaning "bad"), and your pride will require you to give it a go, but in the end the non-responsive controls and obscenely large but inaccurate bullets you shoot will make you quit video games altogether for a semester.
2) The game featured evil piranhas, and you could swim, albiet very stupidly.
3) This game did not live up to its previous incarnation on a separate console system.