Here's an intro snippet:
"We found out recently that if you try to leave a little kid in a graveyard late at night, he'll freak out. Even if you offer to leave him a gun to protect himself. Why? It's because on some instinctual level, all humans know it's just a matter of time until the zombies show up."
Also, I wanted to quickly give props to a horror movie that didn't make the Halloween list, but would easily make the best horror movies list here on the Scantabulous.
Lord of Illusions (1995 - Clive Barker)

Sam Beckett, no Al
Floating wizards and demons
Shoot him in the head!